So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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