They should really pass out barf bags in church
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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