Don't you send me to vm
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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