My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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