One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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