Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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