i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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