Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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