see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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