problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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