I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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