So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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