just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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