I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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