just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
North Korea, Best Korea!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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