I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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