I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Randomize
