Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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