so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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