I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
