After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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