I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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