Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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