So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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