I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Someone signed my nipple.
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