judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Can't talk, ducks in the car
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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