Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she told me i tasted like america
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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