What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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