How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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