Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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