erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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