So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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