U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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