I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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