i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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