turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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