Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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