ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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