If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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