She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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