We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i dont even know how to be here
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize