Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
