glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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