Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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