she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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