did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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