i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he puts the penis in happiness.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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