lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i think i just lost a toe
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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