marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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