i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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