saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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