I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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