Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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