all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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