the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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